Thursday, August 26, 2004

Lamer Alert!!!
2nd post =)

intro: welcome!! The "Lame Lame" productions proudly presents a musical lame show!

Scene 1

All: Sing a song of sixpence
a party full of rye,
Four n twenty KITTY -CATS
baked in a pie
When the pie was open
the cats begin to sing
*MEOW MEOW PURR PuRR MEW*
Now wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king??

Scene 2

King: (yells) WHO PUT THE KITTY-CATS INTO MY PIE?!?! bring me the cook at once!!!!
Cook: (frightened) i didn't do it!! they must have jumped into the pie when i wasn't looking!
The kitty cats sing: (to the tune of mary had a little lamb) we didn't mean to jump inside, jump inside, jump inside, we didn't mean to jump inside, it was so scary!!
Mommy cat: (wails) where are my kitty cats!?!?!??!!!!
Queen: (annoyed) Can u all just quit the noise and hurry up sing the right verses so i can eat my Sunshine bread and honey?!?!
Maid: (dances) ladidaaaa, i still have my pretty nose!!!

(exits)

hahaha. ok. got the inspiration from my text book. YES. my textbook. haha so much for inspiration for the music lessons.

n u have to know the full actual song to know what crap i was writing about.

And i realized that was so NONSENSICAL!! surprise surprise! ok, don't kick me when u see me ok.. HAHAHA.

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